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Monday, July 19, 2010

ടിന്റു മോന്‍

The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon…



Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.


Classil urangunna tintumonod

Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?

Tintumon: Chatukam

Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?

Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….



SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “



tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…



Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?



Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”

The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”
He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”

The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”



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Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA

Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam




Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu: ”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”

“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu.
sweekarikkane.”

Teacher: Now tintumon, Tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon: No sir, My mom is a good cook!!

Tintumon: The youth nowaday is getting Worse!!
Friend: Y do u say that?
Tintu: I was in Temple, When a Guy next to me lit a Cigarette from the Aarathi. I was Shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Tintumon to girlfriend:- “Theegolangal panju vannalum, Kodumkattu veeshi adichalum njan ninne swantham aakkum…..
Girlfriend:- naale varumo chetta?
Tintumon:- Nokkatte mazha illengil varam…

Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

Tintumon doctorude aduth
Tintumon :doctor njan 7 manike onnine povum
Doctor:athinentha?
Tintumon: Njan8 manike randine povum
doctor:so,athe elavarum cheyille.
Tintumon:but,njan 10 manika eneekkunne.

Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu
Achan: Appol ente perilo?
Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu

teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?

tintumon- ” no”

teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?

tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!

Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum

Tintumon and freind in jungle, suddenly a tiger blocked their way. Friend kurachu mannu vaari tiger nte kannil ittu, then asked tintumon to ‘run’.

Tintumon:” njaan enthina odunne? nee alle mannu vaari kannil ittathu?

Judge: Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum.
Tintumon: HA HA HA HA..
Judge: Nee enthinanu Chirikkunnad?
Tintumon: athinu njan ezhunnelkkumbol thanne 8 maniyaavum..

pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”

dundumon- ” njanum….”

sasikuttan- ” njanum….”

tintumon- ” ‘’shit !! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!

Ambani: Ente caril ravile purapetta rathri ayalum ente estatinte pakuthi polum kandu kazhiyilla!!!

Tintumon: Ente appoopanum ethu pole oru car undayirunnu…..

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